Also an excellent point!

I keep having to stop, explain to myself that it’s fine, she’s fine, she probably had a breathing hole, everything is fine so no, you’re not alone.

Ok, but no. There were gay people back then, too.

Ha! He’s a lying liar!

So the other thing I found hilarious about the no beej kerfuffle was that I dated MULTIPLE guys when I was young and stupid who would straight up TELL me that they didn’t go down on women and wouldn’t do it and I was like, “Oh, ok, sure,” and still went down on them anyway.

Guys. Everyone knows that the only way to get a woman off is anal followed by a solid facial.

Good for her. Seriously. Maybe as adults we can snark about this because social media didn’t really become a thing until we had gotten past our worst and most vulnerable teenage years, but kids are saturated in this stuff from the minute they are born. One of my facebook friends likes to post tons of pictures of her…

Just wanted to compliment you on your fabulous turn of phrase re: rocks and slime.

The only thing that bothers me here is that I worry that the waitress had to deal with an enraged customer who then accused the waitress of stealing.

Well, I’d say they really like pizza in Spain but I watched my douchy tour guide flip out over a pizza not being made properly somewhere outside of Barcelona so who knows, really.

Yeah, I think the important thing here is that everyone be upfront about what they want, and what kind of relationship they want, and what kind of relationship they’re ok with. If you love someone and they love you and everyone is totally open about not wanting to get married, great. It’s just terrible when women are…

I think that you might want to have a serious discussion with yourself first about what you are and aren’t willing to do. If you lay it out on the table just straight up like, “this isn’t a threat, it’s a statement,” that you’re 33 and it’s not old but also you are at a point in your life where you’re making serious…

Golem I could do.

But he’s made of dead people. :(

Good gin is infinitely better than good vodka, in my opinion, but cheap vodka is better than cheap gin. Which is why I thought I liked vodka better for a long time.

I see what you mean, but I would disagree. It’s more like if a gay man argued in court that his gayness makes him SO effeminate that he has the inability to control his emotions so he killed a man. Not really like “I killed this guy because I’m scared of gay people and can’t control myself.” Power structures are…

If you’re into fantastical trials where the murderer totally got away with it, I recommend you look into Henriette Caillaux, who shot a newspaper editor in the stomach for besmirching her husband’s honor and then successfully defended herself in court based on the fact that she was a hysterical woman.

When I was 17 I dated this goober who was 19 but all his friends were like 16 year old skaters. After we broke up, my sister (who was 13 at the time) told me he would hit on her when I wasn’t around. D:

Yeah I had a 30 something boyfriend when I was 19 and thought it must be because I was so urbane and sophisticated that my personality transcended age. Nope! He was a creeper and I was decidedly NOT mature.

I also had sex with a man in his 30s as a teenager. I was 17 and rebellious and probably wanted to piss off my dad. I felt gross afterwards when I was sneaking out of his room though also triumphant in that weird way. I still struggle with it. I think he was mid to late 30s. On a side note, why are 30 something guys…