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One day Jen is going to give birth to an elderly man and then all the doubters are going to look soooo stupid.

I mean she said she had played traditional folk music and had a spiritual experience because she finally understood the dance music they had in France which has now influenced her current music. I don’t see what is so bad about that story.

I feel emptier than Jennifer Aniston’s womb.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up

I don’t think it’s a question of intelligence; I think it’s one of caring. She will never need an abortion or social welfare benefits, so in her mind those issues are unimportant. It’s like when I hear about how tax plans affect people with a lot of investment income — that’s not me and it’s never going to be me, so

Give it time.

This is why people don't like white people.

Incredibly Sensual Narcissistic Couple Punished for Sharing Their Love on Instagram Oversharing

Who has to fuck the goat?

A dog will literally walk for miles just to get some strange, even if he has a partner at home.

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This one, about a woman who went into preterm labor at 15 weeks and was denied an abortion, is incredibly powerful and well done. It’s a side of the abortion debate that not a lot of people think about

I'm not the only one who's moved to the point of tears by these, right?

Mine falls in in with the always destined to go woefully awry “good intention lie”. My mom and my biological father divorced when I was about 9 months old. My mother immediately started dating my stepfather (here after referred to as “Dad”). They had dated before but broke up because my dad felt he was too young to

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It was a faulty mislabeled product. I am a gynecologist. We absolutely do not expect most monogamous couples who use reliable hormonal contraception to also use barriers as backup / STI protection. There is an insert in each pack of oral contraceptives with instructions and failure rates, and an explicit belief by the

So if you take high blood pressure medication and the drug company - oops! - gives you a bottle of placebos and you have a stoke or a heart attack that’s fine because even on medication people with high blood pressure have strokes and heart attacks sometimes.

Can’t lie, I hope they win. Raising a child you weren’t financially (or otherwise) planning for is extremely difficult.

I can’t wait to have a wedding for the sole purpose of not inviting my mother.