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Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

The same thing happened to me. When I gave up trying to please men and only wanted to please myself. I found my husband when I became my genuine self, a crazy woman who drank, swore and carried tools around in her car. One night I got pissed off at him and told him I never wanted to see him again. We were supposed to

I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. 

I came here to say this exact same thing. Thanks for posting this, because it mirrors my experience almost exactly, and my opinions about self love and owning who we are AS WE ARE. (Also, ten bucks says your Shitbag and my Shitbag are cousins.) Bless you, and good on you.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

You have so hit the nail on the head.

Can I pipe in from the opposite angle? ‘Cause I’m old.

I appreciate your vulnerability in writing all this.

Can we also talk about what a pile of garbage dicks that “best man” was? Oh yeah I was Eddie’s best man but I’m here to tell everyone I saw him making out with a dude. Can I please have my 15 minutes of fame before I roll out to meet Eddie for a beer? Like, fuck that guy a thousand times over.

I HATE LYDIA. She creeps me out.

Vicki is a deep, dark chasm of endless need. It’s uncomfortable watching her. Every time someone calls her on her Sociopathic shit, she says “I’m not perfect!” Maybe not, you venal Harpy, but could you shoot for decent?

Vicki crossed the line from hate watch to just hate during the cancer scam season (and the amazing introduction of Meghan Kind Edmonds, PI). She should have been axed after that season and waited quietly for a few years to erode our collective memories and then come back. But she can’t physically survive without

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

“I have a very busy schedule! I can’t recall every instance of harassment during the course of my work week...” 

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

james frey taught her!