Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Uh, I know an alligator is a wild animal that eats meat. Raccoon, deer, skunks, humans, it's all the same to them. Alligators do not bow down before the Baby Altar, they don't give a shit how old their prey is. If you get into their territory, they will probably attack, so you know, stay the fuck out of restricted…

Yeah, I'm from PA and assumed it was the British one.

Probably because Bristol, England is a large city and Bristol, PA isn't? As a rule of thumb, if no other context is given, you go with the major city. Also, the fact that this was reported by the Daily Mail should give a hint that this is not a Pennsylvania township.

This is essentially Vogon erotic poetry. Everybody panic.

ectoplasmeverywhere.jezebel.com

These articles make me realize that we need a ghost story blog. One that is run by Mark. A ghost story/weird sex blog. Most successful Internet venture ever.

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

God, I know - tit's (typo and it stays) like there's no friggen attempt at composition, or focus?!! Gah, I know loads of photographers who are so much better!

WHY ARE HIS PICTURES NEVER SHARP?!?! Omg this is my #1 pet peeve as a photographer. Drives me fucking INSANE. How is he this famous when he's so bad at his job in the first place?

You think petty vandalism is an offense worthy of incarceration? Really? A fine, sure, but jail?

Not sure why you are taking this so personally. Did someone vandalize your billboard or something? I suspect you're the troll who posted in another thread under a different name. Oh well, things get vandalized and life is unfair. Pretty sure if a dick was spray painted on that billboard you wouldn't even be here.

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

Yeah, how dare someone with an opinion try to shove it down my throat without first paying a monthly rental fee to a third-party for the right to do so.

You just gave me a flashback. College boyfriend and I have a fun, drunken night out of town that ends with us back in our hotel and him going down on me. I woke up and went to roll onto my back when I realized that I was stuck to the sheets. At first I couldn't figure out what the heck was happening and then I…

Went out with this guy for a couple of dates, and when he invited me to his apartment for beers after dinner, well, I was game.

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?