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Was it Jay Smooth’s? That’s the one that’s stuck with me.

I love the idea of pimento cheese, but every single time I’ve had it, it has been immensely disappointing.

I have long had two complaints about CFA (in no particular order):

The combination of ingrained racism and fear of being labeled a racist has made a true reckoning impossible in this country.

My mom (born 1943) has one and bought one for my sister (born 78) some years ago. She likes the back stories (one of them was born right around when she was I think). She also likes quilting and sewing. I don’t know if that’s who their for, but feel free to generalize based on my midwestern born, bay area living,

I have *some* hope that younger voters are shifting the Overton window to the left (though not all of them) and all the people still hanging out on the far-right will seem like “fossilized bigots”. But that’s a long-term solution...

“This otter fucks. And solves crimes.”

I have come to the conclusion that the only way we can salvage this country is to try and politically neutralize these people as much as possible. Assuming the trends hold and Biden wins the election, on Day 1 we need to nuke the filibuster, pass federal voting reform, and add DC and Puerto Rico as states all so that

I’ve decided I’m going to start carrying a super soaker with me in public. If some anti-mask white trash come anywhere near me, they’ll get the squirty squirts like a bad kitty. BAD kitty!

This is in Florida, can we claim stand your ground?

Hard to say. Not a real barometer, but I have seen WAY more yard signs for Harrison to the single one I have seen for Graham. There’s something about these conservatives though, like they know they are exactly the type of racist, hypocritical, reprehensible boot-lickers everyone says they are and they tend to hide as

“I have absolutely no problem with the immigrants, but they have to come to the country legally.”

I had a molly/samantha doll growing up (it was a molly doll, but if you unbraided her hair, she looked just like samantha) and a doll who looked like “me”. I loooved my molly/samantha. Or actually, I loved her stuff which I think I played with more than the actual doll. My doll who looked like me didn’t really look

“Your honor... I feared for my life. It’s not my fault they chose to assault me in the baseball bat section of the Sporting Goods aisle!”

If the family crowds on the Saturday lirr trains heading home from Manhattan are any indication, its all for the little girls. I have to say for the money, they are well made.

I’m sure we’ll never know the specifics, but it’s likely some combination of:

My mom keeps her pepperspray in her hand whenever she has to go into an enclosed place of business. She ready. lol

It’s a little bit of both. Collectors gravitate towards the historical line. Kids mostly gravitate for the Customizable or Girl of the Year dolls, but there are plenty of exceptions to that

At the very least.

Thanks to Putin.