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Oliver Platt, Singing Alien Detective
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Sadly, since most of the remaining Trump administration officials are true believers and so is all of his cult this is exactly what they believe. 

“AITA For Wanting to Vote For Donald Trump?”

Just call it what it is at this point, attempted murder. Who cares if it’s an actual ambush or not?

And South Park will inevitably do the same “Douche and Turd”, Libertarian nonsense where anyone who advocates for societal change, unless it personally inconveniences Trey Parker and Matt Stone to the status quo is an idiot at best or evil at worst and the things that they advocate for, no matter how much they improve

The problem with the shuttle program was that it wasn’t supposed to be a shuttle program.

Mike Tyson was--and is--a spectacle, and the public never really wanted him to go away, so here he remains. 

Yeah, I have to admit that the Netflix art made me not want to watch. I may give it a shot now that I know what it’s really about. Netflix screwed up big time.

That got you out of a few tickets, eh? ;)

So much about the space program is absurd and reflects our pork barrel approach to spend. Why else do you have mission control and the space center in freaking Houston, and the actual launch complex in the Cape? The old school astronauts actually used to commute back and forth via T-38 trainer jets.

This literally and 100% could have been avoided if Netflix didn’t invent their own boxart to display the film like it was Bring It On with 10 year olds.

Ehh...Tyson really, really likes to punch people as hard as he possibly can. 

It might end up being a dud, but if it is it will be for lack of physical ability, not will.

It was grosser than that:

Ok, I like that date cutoff because it still barely edges me into Gen X.

I am too, but I prefer to argue we were cheated out of being part of Gen X. Alternately, we are xennial/oregon trail generation.

Carole Baskin is not a good person, y’all. She’s a fraud and a huckster who conned her own stepdaughters out of their inheritance to open her ego-stroking big cat refuge. Defending her at all is selective reasoning at best.

But she didn’t kill her husband. Dude either crashed or was offed by his many shady business

But *this* is a daily reminder that she filed a questionable will and stole the inheritance of her husband’s daughters to fund said preserve. The police released a statement saying that the will used to award all the money to Carole is forged.

The way this country is going? Pete Davidson. 

I believe I am technically Gen X, but I relate to both generations strongly and am super close to the cusp. I usually just go with Xennial (aka the Oregon Trail Generation), which is truly the most accurate.

When Tom Hanks, America’s Dad is gone, America will get the stepdad it so richly deserves - Kevin Spacey!