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Oliver Platt, Singing Alien Detective
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that one’s going in the bank

I’m sorry. This sucks. Also — you made the right call cancelling. I personally think it would be wildly irresponsible to have a large event right now. Hell I’m not even dining in at restaurants. If a close friend or family member insisted on getting married right now, I might consider attending the ceremony — assuming

I have no idea who Travis Scott is and have never felt so old

Honest question: Who are these dolls for? Are children actually playing with them, or are they intended for adult collectors?

What is the pulse over there? I am debating whether or not to give to Harrison’s campaign. I want to if he has a real shot. Does he? 

You’re a braver soul than I. Honestly, I would give these wackjobs wide berth unless they really came right up to me. Anyone going around braying without a mask is clearly looking for confrontation and could conceivably be armed and looking for an excuse. The few times I politely tried to engage folks about wearing

I feel like if an unmasked yelling person comes within 6 feet of you, you should be well within your right to pepper spray them

fuckin gross

Vasquez clearly wasn’t watching the road.

+1000000

He said “No” to cut her off because he was getting bored.

Yea not gonna lie, as a kid I too fantasized about being a detective, solving crimes Colombo style and all that. But now if I knew a young kid who was looking for blue-collar type public service job where they can make a solid living, avoid a desk, get respect, and even wear a uniform, I’d tell them to join the Fire

This bloodlust, compounded by the Right’s obsession with Antifa “terrorists”, is manifesting in very real and dangerous ways. In the face of catastrophic wildfires, armed Right wing extremists set up road closures and forced check points, pulling people out of their cars and taking pictures of individuals and license

I spent the first 15 years of my career in DC. Asking people where they worked was typically the second question after learning their name. I often asked this not because I cared about how much they made but because I wanted to know, essentially, whose side are you on? when I met someone, both to gauge them as a

Just looked up Princeville. The per capita income is $12,603 (per Wikipedia). I believe the Federal Poverty Level is $12,760 for a household of 1 individual. I know it’s apples and oranges but still... not great.

1) Dropping Iron Fist after Jessica Henwick was poised to become the central protagonist was a crime.

Does your sister have an inferiority complex? I’m not being insulting, at least not trying to be. I’ve just found that certain folks seem to have a knee jerk dislike and distrust of people they perceive to be erudite. For some reason, certain folks see anyone smarter than them — especially if that person knows they’re

stay classy long island

This is certainly an odd word to get hung up on.

Ah yes, the ageless class struggle that pits salt-of-the-earth blue collar ambassadors against elitist Mexican college students.