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Oliver Platt, Singing Alien Detective
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Fascinating. I’m slightly younger (assumed I was older) though I got out of the dating game when I was 26. I suppose it’s natural for the more mature and self-assured people get the more comfortable they are discussing and engaging in their kinks?

Is this a new phenomenon? Do you mind me asking your age?

I mean I suppose this is an improvement from Trump & Co’s weird and self-owning fascination with comparing themselves to the Death Star and Thanos but still... the combination of their pop culture illiteracy and their moral blindness is the gift that keeps on giving.

“But Biden is Shillary 2.0, both parties are the same!”

When my cat was about 18 months old, she went from perfect health to suffering a near lethal asthma attack seemingly out of the blue. I wasn’t super flush at the time, and ended up spending my entire savings account to keep her alive. There wasn’t much in there (I was a near broke musician in my 20s working at a

I’m curious how they’ll enforce this, specifically with the classification of what is and is not recognized as a protest.

I like the cut of your jib

Does any of this matter anymore? Everything the Right puts out at this point — every argument, every policy, every supposed stance — is just some manufactured strawman bullshit to hide various iterations of rampant, unhinged hate — racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, etc. Nothing they say makes any logical sense,

The Rock is an absolutely fascinating case study in the art of personal branding and managing a manufactured persona. Don’t get me wrong - the guy generates enough natural charisma with a smile to power to small nation. And for all I know he may genuinely be the nicest guy in The Business. But the idea that the Rock

I feel the same way about this as I feel about affirmative action, which is that it’s a terrible solution for which there is no better alternative.

It doesn’t matter if they work. Liberals are for them, so “conservatives” (really Trump cultists at this point) will be against them.

Yea I feel like this is going to spark a series of altercations that end with belligerent racists getting kicked off flights and I’m here for it. 

That’s pretty base but again -- no one got shot!

100% agree. The prevalence of choking and face slapping and all that shit is outright baffling to me. It frankly takes me way out of the mood when I see it and it’s almost becoming the norm when I see porn. I’m like “oh we were having a good time, why’s he being so mean to her?”

I feel like there are two separate issues here that are being conflated.

These chucklefucks gave the Medal of Freedom to Rush fucking Limbaugh. This is pretty much their MO, part of their one and only policy priority — “own the libs.”

The worst thing I ever did while drunk — and high — was eat congealed turkey fat.

The obsession with besting/erasing Obama — to the point where he hired an impersonator to mock fire — I know there are all these debates about whether it’s appropriate for psychologists to diagnose public figures without having examined them and all that but c’mon. You don’t need a degree to tell you the dude is

You’re right, I can definitely acknowledge those shots and beats as homage to Jones. I guess I see those devices as details and color (which are important!) vs the story itself. Essentially it’s both and we’re both right :) Was just surprised the Haggard references weren’t cited in the review. Brooks clearly knows

What is plant milk? Is that that “milk” made from peas?