Except for Embiid and Simmons, sure buddy.

Colangelo gave up 2 lottery picks for Fultz, he allowed Embiid to play injured last year (which aggravated the injury and ended the season) then lied about it, and now he still has an open roster spot heading into tonight’s game.

Which happens . . . when? Steve Francis in Vancouver?

It’s been reported that Hinkie was pressured into picking Okafor over Porzingis

Must sum up faster.

What does this mean for those of us who just want to spam snake emojis? 🐍

They really want to stretch this story arc out aren’t they? But it was an interesting creative decision to begin the show 700 years before Batman is even born.

“It really reminds me of how much I love racist caricatures doing dumb shit literally all the time.”

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

My Grandmother once scored the winning basket in a high school basketball game. The final score was 2-0. Either that or my Grandmother was a dirty liar.

I’m concerned this may undermine his credibility.

Durned snowflakes

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

You think you can eat this doughnut? It’s already been eaten once, for the sins of the world. You can’t eat a doughnut twice!
You think it’s in your stomach, but it’s free! You’re the one that’s in a stomach, with your rules and your society.

I showed my ex-gf a picture of Manute Bol on the court and she refused to believe it wasn’t photoshopped until I showed her several follow-ups.

This is a major blow to the NFL’s efforts to force all Americans to kneel during the national anthem, which I am also against. That’s what this is about, right? I get my news from Fox, so I am woefully misinformed.

I think instead of banning people from websites, we should just ban and destroy the entire internet.

John Oliver: We got em! Right?!

That recurring gag is both funny and sad every time.

That’s it! This is finally a bridge too far!