Several candidates released statements late last night. Pretty sure that waiting until damn near noon the next day EST is pretty patient.

Need a best friend?

My god. It’s full of stars!

Dennis Miller’s time on Monday Night Football made about as much sense as Jerome Kern negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk on behalf of the 1976 New York Islanders...

OMG, you are so right, we got a new manager from Italy and she puts mayo on everything, and not just a bit, but globs and globs of. Crazy thing is she is so skinny and tiny, but eats mayo like most people drink water.

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

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You are a workmanlike husband who provides support calmly and efficiently. Your proactive approach to love is achieving a new paradigm. 4 out of 5 stars.

Thanks for the contribution, Dennis.

I haven’t seen a Matisse stop this spectacular since “Femme assise sur un balcon” failed to sell at auction over the summer. 

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Yes, because Cleavon Little died.

So much fucking this.

Ah yes, the people still mad at him for saying that there was a 0% chance Trump would win and 100% chance Hillary would win that there was a 1 i n 3 chance Trump would win and they don’t understand how odds work and consider that some sort of failure.

I’m one of the last 10 SILVER WUZ RIGHT people, but he was stressing up until the last day that if one of the battleground states went Trump, they were all going Trump, and he was dead right.

Off topic, but I will never stop finding it funny how the two men in Fox & Friends never change but the blonde supermodel between them gets swapped on the regular.

Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

“Don’t feel bad for me!! This what I signed up! It wear and tears on your body over time! I’ve been doing this 15 years!! “

Fuck this. Food is part of a culture and we share it openly. I don’t get triggered when I see someone eating Italian food. I am happy for them to enjoy cuisine I grew up with.