How about if his Bruce Wayne fakes his own death, allowing him to retire from being Batman while creating the idea that he’s a martyr who saved the city?

Then he could put something in his will that bequeaths the Batcave and all his bat-equipment to some younger protégé, a Robin-like character (though maybe not…

Just reread Deadspins post eviscerating the Sixers when they picked up Cov. It’s almost as if they didn’t know what the hell they were talking about.

Burneko needs to admit he is wrong about Covington. He’s putting up 17 a night on 50% shooting from the field and 3 point line. And if those numbers make you think, “small sample size,” sure the season is just started, but he’s shooting 7.4 threes a game and making half of them. Oh and he’s an elite perimeter defender…

Robert Covington, who is apparently butt, had a 31/6/4/4 line in this game.

Jezebel already reported on NXIVM last week. The person who runs it is not a woman; it is a man, Keith Raniere.

I was told there would be no math in Kinja.

Maintenance Guy: So there’s a leak in the roof above the court. It should be simple, we just have to...

Or it could be a matter of telling the lie so often in an attempt to make it the truth.

I wouldn’t have a problem with both conservative and liberal personalities expressing their political opinions on Twitter. They should be able to express themselves when they’re not on the clock as they please.

For the first time ever, I slam dunked a basketball.

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

Twin Fawlty Towers

Could I be any more Wahhabist?

So what does this tell us about Manafort?

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

just an observation that the knicks are 3-0 since jarrett jack took over at starting point guard so they are now on a full-season adjusted pace to finish 79-3.

“According to the Block Universe theory, all of space and time is happening simultaneously and unchanging in four dimensions, which means that grabbing your ass was the only possibility the universe allows.”

“Lonzo is like jazz, you have to pay attention to the shots he’s not missing.”

Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?