I’m supposed to blame Fultz’ free throw stroke on Hinkie? I’m supposed to blame the Noel trade on Hinkie? I’m supposed to blame Okafor’s plummeting value on Hinkie? It’s a little too early to be drunk as fuck, Banestar.

Wait what? That means he wasn’t eligible to be president! Was anybody notified about this?

Let it be known the first comment on this thread is, indeed, horrible. It exists only to prove the point of the blog. But I’m leaving it up because this reply is an excellent reply. Thank you for it.

You’re right. This does make you look like a horrible person.

“Roses are red,

If I can’t collusion, I can’t collusion man. If I’m hurt, I’m hurt. I mean … simple as that. It ain’t about that... I mean it’s... It’s not about that... At all. You know what I’m saying I mean... But it’s...it’s easy … to, to talk about... It’s easy to sum it up when you’re just talking about collusion. We’re sitting…

Some are, I assume, good articles.

episode 2 is two hours of this plus a weird diner scene.

(Grabs card) This is written in crayon! And it says, ‘Buy milk’! And ‘milk’ is misspelled!

Hey, chin up. I used to be in the greys here as well.

I worked for Little Caesers when your pizza was free if it was not ready in 30 minutes.

“And another thing, Vonnegut, I’m stopping payment on the check? Fuck me? You read lips? Fuck YOU! Next time, I’m gettin’ Robert Ludlum!”

Yeah, when you put it that way, you still sound like a giant bag of shit.

Yeah, I’ve said this before, but Rocket Man is a badass nickname. If somebody called you “Rocket Man,” would you take it as insult? No, nobody would. I guess it’s more creative than Trump’s usual nicknames, which are just putting adjectives in front of people’s names.

Go with what you know.

I have found that in real life, most people who like the things I like are insufferable. Presumably, that means I am also insufferable.

Tonight, on Battle of the Man-Babies...

I’m sorry, is this website dedicated to sub-Snapple-lid level trivia, or has Colburn been snorting ground up issues of People magazine?

Wow, doubling down on this crap even after Kirkman’s statements. Gawker never really died did it?

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.