“The New York Football Giants”? That is either a charmingly olde-tyme-y way of walking, or very dumb--or both at the same time. I can’t decide. Probably just dumb though?

Yeah, no one ever accuses women of anything bad. That’s why the 14-year-old girl and two 16-year-old girls that Roy Moore tried to fuck aren’t currently being accused of being money-grubbing liars. You are so wise, Brandon.

Hinkie wanted to pick Porzingis. Sixers management thought it was too insane to pick him at #3. Everyone thought it was crazy that the Knicks took him fourth. Just sayin’. Though I do love these endless anti-Process “hot takes.” Because clearly, Simmons and Embiid are just, y’know, terrible. No wait, they’ll never…

I bought Dragon’s Lair for the PC used for like $4 and finally beat it. I did use a walk-through for parts. But it came with “Dragons Lair II,” which is actually a fun game — you have to do more to survive, but there are split second flashes of light which indicate what to do. So you’re not just randomly dying through…

Omg, it’s Xanderpuss! Man, I miss the A.V. Club not sucking.

To be fair, a publishing company that knew it was a novel offered him $50,000 to publish it as a memoir. Not that this makes James Frey a better person, but it does make other people look worse, so.

Hinkie didn’t draft him, nor did he spend two number one picks on him, nor is he playing him when he’s hurt. That takes the special genius of, say, a Colangelo.

What’s up with the football next to the portrait of Bin Laden? That part’s driving me crazy.

Thank god we have all these talented actors — signing up for a movie that makes no sense in the first place.

The problem is that Katie Rife wants to write for Jezebel so much that it HURTS. ...That’s the actual problem. That’s how we end up with articles like this. Talk about objectification or talk about Ed Wood or talk about harassment or talk about a movie festival — I have no problem with discussing any of these things.…

So your pledge never to comment here again lasted a whole eight hours. Bravo to you, sir.

Down to earth in the sense that he brags about how “Knight Rider” changed peoples’ lives? I mean, that’s sort of adorable, but also sort of the rantings of a madman.

These are children who have lived in America their entire lives, gone to school, gone to college, worked here. They’re not untrained or unskilled and English is their primary language — they also have no memory of their home countries. There are also only 800,000 of them — in a country of 400 million; the richest…

As someone who voted for Hill-dog (with no reservations) even though I liked Bernie better, I would appreciate it if Hillary would stop talking for a while. She’s run for president twice: the first time she lost to a semi-unknown African-American (gasp!) who basically had almost the same name as two terrorists…

In college, I tried to get people to call me “Bear.” Even though I’m skinny and don’t have brown (or black) hair. Not totally sure what I was going for there, although “Bear” is still a solid nickname.

Yeah, ain’t it wild? I mean, what’s criminal?

God help me, I’m still just trying to figure out Kinja. Sorry.

I don’t fucking understand if this is working or not.

Er, test?

I've used Air BnB and plenty of times abroad, but I can't do Uber. In Air Bnb you have your own room or own apartment. With Uber I just imagine getting stuck in some terrible conversation about Trump with my driver and just being stuck there in the car. I can barely even deal with talking to cab drivers.