I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

It was originally just a stupid desert that our soliders walked through to get to California after we "liberated" California from the Mexicans by, um, attacking them in a war. Arizona actually exists because it was like a shortcut to walk somewhere. It sucks. And I say this as someone from Philadelphia, so where I…

They hate Neo-Cons, McMaster, Paul Ryan, Kellyanne, McCain, Bush, Graham… it's like wandering into a discussion of anime or something else I don't understand; there are like weird internal rules.

This is not a funny comment, but Breitbart-ers are truly such pieces of shit. Yesterday, after the Barcelona attack happened, every single comment was like, "Now all the liberals will make excuses for Islamic terrorists and say this was all white people's fault!!!!" They didn't even pretend to care about the attack.…

"Dude, liberals are the real fascists, because Stalin was a communist, and all liberals are communists, and… read a book.*"

They had a great nervous breakdown when Milo got fired. It was like, pedophilia is OKAY/ wait, not OKAY. …They honestly couldn't decide.

Oh; that's way more representative of Breitbart than mine. Mine had actual sentences. Well done.

Yeah, the idea of supporting him beacuse you're a racist, etc., that at least is comprehensible. The idea that you think he gives a shit about Mr. Billy Joe Bob in Hellsmouth, West Virginia — that's just fucking crazy.

Yeah, that was a cute touch, I felt. "In case you didn't get that I was a Nazi; here's a Nazi allusion for you!"

Here's a sample comment. And please never go there:

Oh, man, I read Breitbart occasionally for my job, and it's… um. It's a perfect mirror universe of the A.V. Club. Commentators there get in trouble for not loving Trump enough, for not being racist enough. It's funny/sad for a second, and then you have to go barf.

Actually, y'know what? I had only watched half the video. I thought it was a joke about her panicking and eating cake because she didn't know what to do in the face of all of this. But now I watched the rest of it, and at the end, she does very non-jokingly tell liberals to "stay home." While that doesn't make her…

Yeah, it seems pretty clear that Trump saw a list of movies which said that "Citizen Kane" was ranked number one and so chose that one. I mean, come on. "Bloodsport" I totally buy though.

As a liberal, please allow me to say that statements like this are why I hate liberals. She was making a joke. On a comedy show. She was not advocating eating cake as a solution to life's problems. But let's obsess over it, sure.

I was once (very briefly) the featured dude on the Onion personals. Hilariously (and totally appropriately), I still couldn't get a fucking date.

I used to work in the warehouse of a toy store, and would sometimes accidently set a bunch of Furbies off if I jostled them. *Shudders.*

I too will admit to liking Chuck E. Cheese pizza — it's gross/good in the same way that, say, county fair pizza is. I also spent way too much time going to Chuck E. Cheeze when I dated a nice young lady with a little kid: apparently you can order beer there? Who knew? Beer and Skeeball — nothing wrong with that.

Read his actual quote on slavery: he said it was deeply evil for WHITE people, but sadly, was necessary to help the blacks. This is like saying "it sucks that I beat my wife, but you know, I HAVE to so that she doesn't get out of line…"

"There are former Confederates who sought to redeem themselves—one thinks of James Longstreet, wrongly blamed by Lost Causers for Lee’s disastrous defeat at Gettysburg, who went from fighting the Union army to leading New Orleans’s integrated police force in battle against white supremacist paramilitaries. But there…

ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES.