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They're very tall, Plus, they make good hot chocolate. Dutch people are cool, in conclusion.

Yeah, I've said this before, but half of my relatives are German. If you've ever hung out in a room with a bunch of sweaty, pasty German guys, the whole "master race" thing becomes even more silly.

It's "effect change," not "affect change." Plus: bitch, please.

In the event of nuclear war, it's really best to live exactly where a bomb would drop. You really don't want to die slowly of radiation poisoning or all those damned zombies.

I mean, it was a CGI-action movie where I knew everyone would die and how the battle ended, etc. If it was a interesting historical epic, I would have been down with it, sure.

Someone here was defending evil conquerors? Where? I thought we were just saying that Spartans were slave-owning child-murderers, and so it's weird to make them into bad-ass good guys?

It's based on Carl Barks comic books, and Carl Barks was an amazing writer and artist. The boulder scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark"? Spielberg totes copped to stealing that from a Carl Barks comic. …Plus, y'know, talking ducks. Who could be against talking ducks?

I remember travelling through Europe like a year after "Titanic" came out, and there was still Titanic shit for sale everywhere: posters, T-shirts, CDs, etc… It was just such a crazily huge thing; it boggles the mind.

"Henry V" tries pretty hard to make its battle scene realistic, too. So props to it for that.

I liked the squid, because (like you said) the squid was so creepy and horrifying-looking in the comic. But I can totes see why he switched it, especially since explaining the whole squid thing would have taken up even more time in a movie where he had to compress so much stuff already.

Oh man. That's some major b.s. (Not to mention that Sparta ended up putting an end to, you know, Athenian democracy and all.)

My major issue with "Watchmen" was that you could tell instantly that (spoilers) Ozymandius was the bad guy, because — evil British accent plus obviously acting evil. I saw it with my friend who had never read the comics, and she could tell within seconds that he was the bad guy. Whereas in the comic, he seems like…

Yeah, I was a classics minor in college, so I never saw this movie, since I knew the ending, obviously. But as the article mentions, this film is insane: Sparta was based upon slavery, pedophila, and euthanasia, and making Spartans into good guys and Persians into (I guess) effete queer people is so, so weird. (I…

Yeah, I'm not getting how college grads working for ridiculously low salaries in order to teach at underfunded public schools is now… a bad thing. But then, I'm not crazy, so.

I remember maybe the year before the special editions came out — my roommate was a Star Wars fan, and I thought it'd be cool (and super-edgy, because no one gave a shit about Star Wars at the time) to get him a Star Wars T-shirt for his birthday: it took me three weeks to find one; eventually I located one at a weird…

And who doesn't remember her hit catch-phrase: "…You like-a the juice?"

I have no dog in this fight, but, I mean, the kids were told it wasn't real, were told that they would "steal" money and be caught. This may have seemed like a good idea, because, with very young actors, it's very hard to do auditions; they can't even really memorize lines. This could indeed have been a very shitty…

Such a great show. I read all the books too.

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