Came here to say this. What was actually wrong with that question? Might this be one of the most appropriate human interactions the man has ever had? 

In a purely legal sense, the fact that the copyright has been denied to other applicants to due to the commonplace and genericized nature of the phrase should have been the sole determining factor in current decisions. Can’t unfuck the pig.

“Ian Fleming Publications have also taken the liberty of removing some of the stupider passages of his books, such as in Live and Let Die where Bond inflates villain Dr. Kananga like a balloon, which sends him flying around the room making a deflating fart noise until he explodes. Furthermore, the pigeons in Fleming’s …

Seems possible. For reference, see the George Santos production of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

I mean...isn’t it almost better if they THINK they’re getting out every month, only to have it withdrawn at the last moment?

That headstone is a crime against typography.  A dumb stunt piece further drug down by some horrible font choices.

My main takeaway is that the judge is a dumbass for making the trial public.

“nobody was seriously injured.”

That’s how it starts, with a single dollar bill. But soon, that’s not enough. You can’t get it up for anything less than a twenty, then a hundred. Finally you’re so jaded that you end up getting into the real kinky stuff, like crypto.

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

You can’t just make up names.

You lost me at “Amish bartender”. 

College scouts keep telling me my son with amazing court vision, incredible handles, and the ability to drain buckets from the logo doesn’t have NBA potential cause he refuses to buy into conspiracy theories and it's driving me insane. He doesn't even believe that vaccinations cause retardation in infants! What should…

Carmelo Anthony is also available. 

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

“You know who finds Timothee Chalamet very attractive? My wife, and it hurts my feelings.” -John Mulaney at last year’s Spirit Awards

She was on “Suddenly Susan,” not “NewsRadio”. That was Vicki Lewis.

This is some weird gaslighting