I still say we need an NCIS: 1812 spinoff.

2007 Buzzfeed called and wants their lowest-possible effort listicle of shit everyone already knows back

And he wants pictures! Pictures of Superman!

“I’ve seen it on the set and it is heartbreaking. It is heartbreakingly beautiful... It’s a phenomenal technical achievement.”

Yes. 

Robbie always says it’s full of erotic elements. I don’t see it so much as erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It’s just - Barbieland is vile and base. I wouldn’t see anything erotical here.

“And though something deep inside of me wishes to revolt against it...this is how I’d like to remember Barbie...on the battlefield of life itself”.

If there is a God, then He created Barbieland out of anger. The dream houses portend nightmares and agony. In Weird Barbie’s eyes I see only a blank stare that speaks of a half-bored interest in fashion.

Community notifications:  Absolutely useless since 2014

I guess “Christopher Eccelston believes intimacy coordinators benefit everyone involved” doesn’t make for a spicy enough headline

Well, it’s a Barsanti newswire, so if you’re looking for some sort of POV to anchor the snark to you’re out of luck.

That press release seems totally hinged, not unhinged at all.

No doubt that she should be held accountable.

When I read the headline I thought “oh! This’ll bring out that one dude who’s mad at Elizabeth Banks!”

They forgot to include “... starting like yesterday” to the statement.

Nancy and Chuck’s watch? Hate to be rude, but I think you’ve erred in your understanding of the political structure at play.

She’s a state-level rep in the North Carolina House of Representatives, not in the United States House of Representatives in DC. Pelosi and Schumer literally have fuck-all to do with state-level…

Support Vice President Harris speaking up for truth and democracy in the face of creeping fascism.

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

did this comment make sense to you as you were typing?