I don't care how poorly they do, I don't care if they ever win a championship, I don't care if the team moves to Akron and pivots to being a scrap metal trade in post. All I know is that Dan Majerle was the best dude in NBA Jam. That's all that matters to me.

The point is clicks and thus ad impressions.

But let’s not try to equate that to people that literally raped dozens of women...

This is the most disturbing R. Kelly-related story I’ve read except for... Every R. Kelly story I’ve read for the last 15 years. R. Kelly sucks.

Hurray!

I keep telling you, he’s 99 years old and he’s dead.

He’s 41 years old. Why is he acting alternately like he’s a 12 year old or a 72 year old?

Also, Somali food is fucking awesome. I’ve been to the Twin Cities plenty of times, and they make some of the best food there (shout out to Ibrahim’s and Afro Deli). They’re also incredibly nice and hardworking folks. I’m fine with welcoming more Somalis to the States. Even more so if they wanna live on my block.…

It looks like he stole Michael Cohen’s dumb sport coat. 

I like that you kept it classy and avoided Avatar 2: Electric Bluegaloo.

“I so regretted working for him I continued to do so for many years after.”

“When you’re losing games, you’re not winning them, and that’s the problem”

Honestly, I can’t tell if you made this up or if it’s an actual quote. Magic is so dumb.

crab rangoon. things of that nature.

“Now let me get to my OTHER point, Max.

Obligatory:

Eh, Halloween if fine. You know what holiday really sucks? New Years Eve.

Here lies Nathan Peterman.

My favorite touch is the look of perverse pride mixing in with the pain and disappointment in that scene. Indeed his boy is now King.

His Falstaff is magnificent.