oliveramiller
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oliveramiller

Supertrain.

stop the unity i want to get off

A thoughtful conservative says, “gee whiz Donald, did you have to say it like that? Let’s be more discreet in our corruption, racism, xenophobia, and war-mongering, okay?”

This is subtle art. 

Wow, that’s a fascinating thing I had no idea about. Thank you.

I once dominated a church game so hard that I shot 13/11 from the floor. A miracle? No. Just my supreme effort and talent. 

Meet Megyn Kelly: A living example of the Sunk Cost Fallacy.

Now shut the fuck up about fair compensation or I’ll shoot this lacrosse team. 

Old, rich white man to young, unpaid black men who support his opulent lifestyle: [comment redacted as it just keeps writing itself].

“BIG MAD” has long dominated the satirical magazine market and turned our children gay by covering their pages with estrogen. Also, George Soros created Spy vs Spy.

Brett Kavanaugh disapproves. 

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

Obama did push for a public option, but Joe Fucking Lieberman said he wouldn’t vote to end debate on the bill if single payer was in it. Then Scott Brown won in MA, which meant Obama had to compromise to get anything passed. 188 GOP proposals would put into the ACA and yet not a single fucking Republican senator voted

the best part of Beal play is the hesitation dribble, but only slightly behind is the three-guys-waitin-for-the-bus offensive set

Dear Salty,

dick

...farty owls.....

I’m more impressed by the fact that the dog had that handshake down pat.

I keep thinking of Crusader Kings 2 and the portraits of the vassals with angry red fists to let you know they are unhappy. Looks like the leader of Georgia may face a runaway carriage or some poisoned wine in the near future.

Mitch McConnell, the actual worst living thing.