it’s shutting down and i never got out of the greys. :’(

Genuinely bummed out by the site closure. I’d like to express my gratitude to the Jezebel staffers for generally being good sports about my tomfoolery these past few years. I’ll confess to having some Tomato-style accounts here. Yes, I was Crystal Jewell, the 25-year old grad student from Iowa — along with some…

I’ll miss all of you. I’ve been commenting here for a decade, enjoyed many great writers, and met a lot of wonderfully kind and thoughtful people. Thanks, Jez. I’ll miss ya. The 500 days of Kristin will never die!

Most incredibly, there was no article written about the actual terrorist attack by Hamas. How is that possible? It’s Israel’s version of 9/11 and you don’t even see fit to do an article about it? That’s basically Fox News level journalistic malpractice.

The fact that he’s sending out people to call her a bad mom says so much about him. She should be should be happy to be rid of this asshole.

Coming from an old fart in her forties, this shit is tedious. Yes, they all starve themselves. The are generally attractive people who have plastic surgeons, stylists, estheticians, trainers, and chefs. And they also starve themselves. It’s not healthy, but they are going to keep doing it and claim that they aren’t. La…

I’m not invested in this at all, and agree that we should all mind our fucking business when it comes to other people’s health, but I do want to point out that what she said is EXACTLY what people with an ED say when someone voices concern about them.

Oh please yes let's get a trans dude with a self-deprecating sense of humor to say the quiet part loud about guns as penis substitutes!

I thought DeSantis likes tricking people into getting on busses bound for New York.  Can’t he just do that?

I suspect the writer is as skeptical of philanthropy as most progressives. She’s commenting on the way MrBeast’s (sic) shtick takes it to a grotesque, almost parodic level. Just like you wouldn’t need to save orphans from a machine in a world that values children, you wouldn’t need the Sacklers’ name on a museum in a…

Shouldn’t we always have been suspicious of anyone commodifying their family life, wife guy or otherwise? Family life is difficult-enough as it is without the added pressure of making it conform to your brand.

I went to Glee every single day; I knew my lines every single day. And then there’s a rumor online that I can’t read or write? It’s sad. It really is.

This is the way. 

Those “before”/“after” photos aren’t even a fair basis for comparison. They differ in focus, lighting, resolution, and are of different parts of the dress. You can tell by looking at the seams, zipper location, and arrangements of crystals

Omg...I know the journalistic standards here ain’t what they used to be, but can we at least try to spell the subjects’ names right?

There should be age and term limits for all offices. 

It isn’t uncommon to have EXTREMELY low levels of admin staffing during campus breaks. If there are no students in the building to utilize the lost & found desk for two weeks the school certainly isn’t going to pay to staff it.

Telling everyone he went to orgies with Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz? 

I am getting some serious Jackie Jormp-Jomp vibes...