girl just post a picture of you guys kissing to your insta like everyone else who feels insecure in their relationship

If there is a way to “sponsor” someone in need of this service, I would be interested in that. 

Slightly mighty is correct, but you also need Sea Quench.

Bell’s Two Hearted and Oberon.

Full stop.

Never been happier to be a vegan!!

As if Meghan requested to wear the those special earrings “You know, the ones that the saudi murderer gifted us”.

For a bunch of reasons it would be a difficult case, and it probably won’t happen, but I would love to see this woman sue the New York Post over this.  If Gawker deserved to be nuked over fucking Hulk Hogan, the New York Post damn sure deserves to go under for this garbage.

*Sigh* OK, one more time for the people in the back— Tuition does not pay for campus food options, gyms, sports, residence life, etc. etc. These things are paid for by other costs and fees. It is true that they are used to attract students, though it’s more accurate to say they are aimed at attracting applications.…

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

OK, look, there’s very few things that get me upset, but that hand stitching is AWFUL. Look at those seams. An invisible stitch isn’t hard, I learned it as a child. And did she even use an embroidery hoop? look at all that puckering!

Jesus Christ the coverage around here is really slipping

Lauren, you missed one critical fact here. He is Mossimo Giannulli (of the Target Mossimos).

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.

I think that’s what I like about him too. For the Empire Report he’ll say that he called someone for their thoughts on whatever, or he’ll reminisce about Mario Cuomo, who’s dead now and left the governorship in 1994. But the Great Barrington stuff is a healing balm. Traffic has returned and parking is once again…

Do you read “The Berkshire Eagle”? I do, sort of, for a strange reason. There’s a guy named Chartoff who is somehow deeply connected to The Empire Report, a website aggregator about New York State, where I live. He also has a column in the “Eagle” and they print that too. I like reading his column because he makes…

Meanwhile, a Change.org petition to have Kylie excised from the video has nearly reached its goal of 75,000 signatures.

That’s not how rabies vaccines work. It’s not one of the mandatory ones, and is only recommended for those who live in areas with a high prevelance of the disease. Furthermore, it’s three shots over the course of a month, and it’s expensive.

Shoulda been Kristen Schaal.

I haven’t tried it either, but a google image viewing is showing me packages of various flavors / varieties which include MARZIPAN and CORNFLAKE and ALMOND-QUINOA and holy shit or “ach mein gott” or whatever.