Pretty remarkable tale. This man’s saga could end up being an epic for the ages. If he keeps playing this well they’ll write books and movies and plays and who knows what other kinds of media about him.

omg LOL “first amendment work product”. it’s almost orwellian!

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.

Enjoyable comment, bro.

“Say a 6-foot-5 athlete is now being hit by his girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend, who’s crazy and who’s harassing him, and she won’t stop. What would you do?”

You can’t be serious

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”

Let he who has never had his car attacked with a golf club by a vengeful lover while whacked out on pain killers and scotch cast the first stone,

Pictured: Hamilton Nolan, PG, Purdue, 1946-47. An ardent New Dealer, after graduation Hamilton went to work for the IWW and now edits their newsletter. Go Boilermakers!

...and when that wombat is done chewing its salad, it poops it out in a cube.

Why isn’t there a dedicated “Dope Animals” Gawker site

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

I’m the captain now.

No love for Saint West?

It’s cool to dunk but it’s rude to require your family to suspend your corpse (once you die because we all will) in mid-air like as if your corpse was still dunking

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