lunchtime seaweed???

Getting here before the “but he can’t rap” brigade of folks who don’t listen to him. Thugga is not only the most quotable rapper working now (I tell someone “every time I dress myself I go muhfuckin’ viral” like once a week), but he is ridiculously deft on the mic. He rarely sticks on a single flow for more than a bar…

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Rubbin’s Racin’

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Yeah, what Kinja really needs is more commenters pointing out typos.

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

SNACK TANK

Music of today sucks....

Yea, as in you’re now grounded from Jalopnik

Wrong

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

At least I’ll like it when this one gets posted after every bad joke....

I have never considered making a slow motion, sepia toned video of me crossing over a fat kid before. Now I know that my life is incomplete without one.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.