YES

Jesus, that is a horrific sentence.

This Kvelertak shit is dope. Also, where’s the least embarassing place to grovel about being ungrayed?

The proud people of Binghamton shouldn’t be forced to choose between their love of the outdoors and of carousels: I say we start a write-in campaign for “Timber Gobblers.”

Word. And fuck Hamilton, too, I’m sick of that shit.

Someone ought to Trainor how to dance in heels.

This is so dumb.

Imma let you finish, but . . .

1. Fake a sex tape leak

Your commitment to this “‘yoffs” thing is admirable

This T-Mac take is only hot because the take game is so watered down right now.

He’s got the best words.

The two blonde women at the top left ardently agree that the quality of hairspray has declined (~1:20).

Idk, sardonic?

LOVE THIS TAKE

Maybe it's someone in this crew?

Hahahaha oh man, your disdain for “PC culture” is so EDGY!

I mean, to be fair, he almost certainly did “ha[ve] a better idea for a column,” as that bar was set unbelievably low.

WHAT