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“That probably is not the way I would handle it,” Carson conceded. “But recognize that the people of America is not at a place I’m at.”

I wonder why the kid wanted to play with it?

Papa John got me invested in some kind of pizza company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about money no more. And I said, that’s good! One less thing.

God, I want this car in the weirdest possible way.

GAHHHH YES THIS! Without even getting into the merits of the case, I’m frustrated because every article seems to be saying “Judge Rules Kesha to Be Sony Slave Forever,” but the purpose of a PI is to maintain the status quo while litigation proceeds.

Same. I like it, but it’s inconsistent. Or maybe all the hoopla and wackiness surrounding its release makes it feel less thought-out than, say, Yeezus, even though I guess he worked on that one right up to its release too. Idk, Pablo doesn’t feel as groundbreaking as the other (post-Graduation) albums, but that might…

Top-notch GIFery

To me, the most interesting line comes from Jordan:

ZING

I was 10 years old when this album came out, and I still lose my shit whenever I hear B.O.B. Props for pointing out 3 Stacks’s technical proficiency as a lyricist, which I think tends to be overshadowed by his musicality and funkiness.

I’m not a fan of Dunks in the first place, but I bet these will actually look good when worn—no one’s gonna lace them up all the way like that.

GOOD

Ronaldo can dunk, are you kidding me? I am 6'2 and out of shape as fuck and I can nearly dunk (or at least I can dunk a tennis ball). I think everyone is trolling you.

I think that was the joke

Let this be a lesson to GLORY BOYS everywhere

This is some truly avant-garde takery

http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/