To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.

Generous of Jezebel and Splinter to allow Deadspin to get in on the misleading hit piece game.

Wow, a bunch of people in the middle of a tournament didn’t deign to take a blog’s bait? Crazy stuff. Probably clear proof they’re all misogynists.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

I appreciate the effort you went to to try and educate that person, but I’m pretty sure that’s a white troll pretending they’re black to lend some sort of extra weight to their comment.

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

tough scene

You did the right thing.

> “After my 4th screwdriver, the Deloitte guy slammed his laptop shut and started yelling at me”

Screwdrivers and Greyhounds don’t count as drinking early in the day.  They’re civilized breakfast drinks, part of a complete breakfast in fact.

I don’t buy it. No one from Deloitte has ever disapproved of drinking in massive quantities.

I had an early morning flight and was in first class. The flight attendant was going through taking drink orders while we were still on the ground and everyone was ordering orange juice or coffee. I said “cranberry and vodka” and the dude next to me said “we can do that? One for me too.” All of first class changed…

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

Bush evaded those shoes because he is fairly athletic old guy who’s got reflexes like a cat.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Since he’s European, pretty safe to assume he’s uncircumcised.

I left it unfinished because I hated the weapon breaking mechanic.

This is the dumbest take. 

Losing weight, though easier said than done, is a product of a relatively simple bit of math. You have to burn more calories per day/week than you take in from food.

Please don’t let assholes like that get you down.  Look at you!  Look at all you do - there’s no way in hell this guy can compete with that.  Hence, his comment.