to be fair I’m a married dad and I’m pretty pissed off about that omission. 

Credit where credit is due, this could have been worse.

At least Billy didn’t write you a 3500 word email to tell you everyone thought you were kind of an asshole.

goddamnit I forgot about that Atlanta game until just now. I hate myself so much.

Yogurt is gross.

I’ve seen it happen a few ways: if there are mass cuts in the company, HR is still typically needed to carry it out. They’re told of cuts ahead of time and are typically gone before everyone else, or asked to stay on and help with the cuts as a condition for an extra slice of severance pay.

Was the lunch you purchased a Little Ceasers Hot N Ready? Because this is what I’ve narrowed it down to from your post.

I had typed up a whole reply about how Live was hard to search for like I had just thought of it for the first time, and it dawned on me that your post all stems for that being discussed in this very column and I’d simply forgotten that’s where I saw it.

There was an episode of King of the Hill that tackled this issue. Boomhauer fell asleep floating in a river and ended up institutionalized in Houston.

+9 dollaritas 

Coincidentally, Bush and Live are currently on tour together, playing “Sixteen Stone” and “Throwing Copper” live.

+1 for correctly referring to the venue as Pine Knob

+1 bottle of rock and rye 

It’s also important to note that a minor league ballpark is generally the best beer garden in whatever town it is located.

I can’t imagine living in such a perfect world that your Tuesdays are rad enough you want to trademark it. I don’t care what food you’re eating, if you’re a working stiff Tuesdays fucking suck. Absolute worst day of the week.

The book (which goes into far greater detail) really portrays him as a sympathetic figure. At any rate, at least he never killed anyone in a drunk driving accident or beat any women.

That’s a terrific point of view! While I generally agree with your assessment of them being shitbags, I tend to leave Mick out of that camp. He seems like a harmless guy (in the grand scheme of things) who just wants to play guitar.

If you love Motley Crue and loved the book, there’s absolutely no reason to avoid “The Dirt”. You know exactly what you’re getting yourself into, it’s a cheesy biopic. And let’s face it, most of us love Motley Crue love them despite the fact that they’re cheesy as shit. Oddly, the only person in the Universe who won’t…

Don’t cry for us, we’re already dead.