lol I love how people like you could read this article, read this person’s comment, and still be a piece of shit about it. It’s breathtaking. 

He’s living rent free in a large empty space filled with regret, shame, and anxiety?

I bet you that if you actually did lose that 30 pounds, you would be miserable. Both mentally and physically.

Obviously, your problem is too many steamed hams.

We must defend against mountains of sugar.

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

That McDonalds is no longer there. Ripped out a few years ago to expand the Skyway’s toll plaza

As a native of The Craplands, this designation is approved. I nominate the Chicago Skyway Bridge as its capital.

The VAR review was inconclusive. 

And here I was thinking that this particular rape case featuring a global sports superstar would be straightforward

Belmont harbor was the worst because it wasn’t labelled and the lanes were different coming from the north than coming from the south. So that stretch was chaos and everyone was yelling at each other until like two weeks ago when they finally painted it appropriately. I no longer feel like I’m destined for a crash…

There are way more runners on the bike path than bikers on the walk/run path. But as long as everyone’s saying “Your lane is over there, you fucking jerk”, I think we’re even.

The separate trails are supposed to make it better but I still see cyclists on the walking path. They ding that bell and I tell them to fuck off to their own lanes. This is MY walking lane, dick cheese! You hear me, motherfucker?!?

This makes me want to die.

Oh, yeah, there’s the group who decided to block the roads with their undeclared/permitted 5k and got pissy when I tried to roll through them (slowly) in my car.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

The weird part just south of the totem pole near Waveland makes absolutely zero sense as a pedestrian. I’m supposed to walk in a circle and then cut across several lanes of traffic for WHAT reason, exactly?

These jokes desperately need a nap.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

And they give YOU the tools to be your own boss.