I have a better idea for the headline of this article.

Maybe these sportswriters writing about college basketball shouldn’t be paid for it, either. You know, for the good of the game. Keep it pure. 

I’ve also never heard Beilien denounce the Holocaust.  Have fun in the NBA, Coach Hitler! 

Hey, you guys know why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella?

“We need to move this large rock. What should we do?”

Have you ever been to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan or Wisconsin. Ontonagon, Ishpeming, Epoufette, Ashwaubenon, Wauwatosa, Milwaukee.

Now Klopp will fully fulfill his destiny and lose the CL to...Tottenham for christ sake.

Looking back, I actually think Trump supporters can draw inspiration from movies like Happy Gilmore.

I take comfort in the fact that he is constantly worrying what people think of him. That sounds like a miserable life.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

Hey Chicago wadda’ya say...we’re calling 9-1-1 today!

It’s the city that never sleeps! Where else can you buy a single cigarette from a guy on the street at 4 am?

I’m with you in spirit, but as a Brewers fan, when the Yankees bought CC Sabathia a few years back, I was pissed. I (stupidly) believed after 2011 that things could be good. 7 years later, they finally are again, but still. Fuck New York, fuck CC Sabathia, fuck the Yankees, and double fuck Brian Cashman. And just for…

if only there were other places that offered the ability to do that

So Bassini is the old couple from Glengarry Glen Ross that just likes talking to salesmen? 

I said this on another post, but again, his longevity is ridiculously impressive when you consider the fact that he played at Florida with Corey Brewer & Joakim Noah.

I voted for JB Pritzker this past year. Biden might as well be Jesus H. Christ resurrected by comparison.

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

“Clearly this dug is skilled enough for the Scottish Premier League, but whether it can hold up to the rigors of the English Premier League or La Liga or even Ligue 1 remains to be seen. The club would probably do well to sell it to a middling Premier League side, or one that gets promoted this season – can you…