The fact that this website labeled this guy a racist and essentially said, hes doing a Nazis salute (without so much as looking at his past, talking with teammates, etc) is fucking stupid. The first time this story ended up on here, you all got roasted for it, except for your stupid commenters that love to be the…

Red Bull: It gives you wings! a probably fairly lucrative lawsuit!

I take a healthy dose of fiber supplement daily. Cup of coffee and a tall glass of water first thing, and 99% of the time I can have a complete and satisfying purge on my own throne before I leave the house.

Of course Springsteen > Seger, but honestly, if your understanding of “Seger” is “Like a Rock” and “Old Time Rock ‘N Roll” and a Metallica cover, why bother engaging?  There are some amazing songs in his catalog... those aren’t any of them.

Lions fan, fuck you.

yes, but unlike her husband’s quarterbacking, she’ll get better over time. 

the tumor is benign.

I saw Acoustic Neuroma at the Felt Forum.  Sick show.

Best Tom Petty karaoke song is Runnin’ Down A Dream. Not even because it’s his best song (IMO that would be American Girl), but because no one thinks about singing it, so it isn’t overdone like Free Falling & Won’t Back Down. The key to doing a good karaoke song is doing a band’s SECOND most famous song (so Under…

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

This dude has eaten at least one person.

Sorry everyone, the correct answer is once again, “How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox 20.

As a Pistons fan, I was most surprised that Blake chose to be defensive for once.

He 100% got this idea from The Simpsons Stonecutters episode:

Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

Put the Bill Haley aliens on!!

Truth- It’s what happens when you don’t choose Lafayette.

“I know he’s looking down from heaven and smili-”
*GONG!*
“My god, King! That’s the Undertaker’s music!”

[DOWNLOADS “STAIRCASE TO HEAVEN” BY THE FINK PLOYD]