To be fair, they have an excellent corporate structure. 

I had absolutely no idea that they kept score at this thing. Well, there you go!

You’d be shocked to learn that Arsenal, Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan, Juventus, AC Milan, Roma, Benfica, Guadalajara, Athletico Madrid and Real Madrid are participating in the 2019 International Champions Cup this summer, a series of meaningless friendlies. Many of these matches are…

My first thought when they won was “Good for Geezer!”

he’s awaiting his ASSMAN license plates.

I always thought and still believe that “Little Big League” was the best of the 90's kids baseball movies.

I can honestly say this is some of the best analysis I’ve ever read on this website. Well done.

I was never less excited to vote than I was when I voted for JB. 

live in a large city long enough and you’re bound to encounter someone furiously crankin’ on the street, on a train, etc.

I’m with you on this. Anyone who prefers to shit on a public toilet is an absolute sociopath. 

The Browns intend to trade for the tumor in exchange for a 5th round pick.

I have to admit, it’s pretty apt that baseball of all sports has such slow moving lines.

So, what’s it like to be stupid?

I had forgotten about this song and really hate myself because I like it.

I sincerely hope that they take the trophy to a local gentleman’s club.

Sounds like someone stopped by American Coney Island while he was in town.

holy shit! thanks now I’ll have “tears in heaven” stuck in my head the rest of the day, I’ll be alone crying if anyone needs me.

This makes me feel very unhip, as this is where my head went when I read Lynch Mob

The only time I ever think about Subway is when you guys post about Mike and Mike. It’s pretty incredible that an entire restaurant chain has been able to build its success from people begrudgingly eating here because it’s somehow the least shitty option available.

you remember those Pepsi commercials Rowengartner was in? YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE, BABY