So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

we haven’t picked one yet, but it’ll be between 3-5 judging from what they have at the shelter.

We’re going to rescue a dog soon. Are we allowed to change the name, or do we go with the existing name?

+1 new character

Man. That’s brutal shit. I’m happy to know that you made it through the other side and are alive and kickin’.

only on Fridays? See, that’s where I was getting concerned. I’m regularly downing a bottle of wine while cooking dinner pretty much every time I cook dinner.

But you get to keep drinking! I raise a glass to you, good sir.

Oh god being told I can’t drink anymore sounds terrifying. At this point I exercise like a madman mainly to try and offset whatever damage I’m doing to my body as a result of drinking. I’m in my mid thirties and had my vitals checked fully expecting a “you’re fucked” response from the doctor, but holy shit everything…

I love John Dingell, but he is not running that account himself and never has. It was started by his staff when he was still serving and has been maintained by them.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

You’re right!

This might be my favorite comment of the year. It’s not often a laugh out loud at these, but here we are. Tremendous work.

ever notice how much Stafford looks like the kid that sees dead people?

If you’re going to drive drunk to get fast food, I commend his choice. The Rodeo Burger, for my money, is one of the best fast food burgers available. Big taste at a fair price. Rope in the flavor!

this comment is underrated.

and next year Cousins will be the highest paid player in NFL history, then somebody else in 2019, and that’s the circle of life in the NFL.

Bradford is the one that has the same shirt as you if that helps you remember

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.