Brent Sutter, who in NHL ‘94 would be listed as “B. Sutter”. As such, my brother and I called him “Butt Sutter”, which we found (and still do find) hilarious.

+1 Bear Patrol

goddamnit I didn’t want to laugh at this story thanks a lot.

To be fair, it’s no more weird than us calling football “football”. Your feet are rarely used!

No snark, I’m legitimately impressed you can be a sober Lions fan. I get so stressed out and depressed during games that I use alcohol as a MAJOR crutch

I actively HATE watching the Lions but I still fucking do it every goddamn Sunday. I was in NEW ZEALAND during the playoff game last year and like the asshole that I am, found a bar to watch the game and let it ruin my week.

Given Ypsi’s close proximity to Ann Arbor, I still can’t understand how EMU keeps a functioning football program going. I base this on no evidence whatsoever, but I would imagine more EMU students attend a game in Ann Arbor rather than a game in Ypsi on a given Saturday.

No snark, how did you manage to become a fan of B&HA? Is this a generational family thing or did you just decide “yep, that’s the club for me”? In either case I’m fascinated.

that’s also a great name for gonorrhea

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

and instead of building enough housing to meet your city’s needs, you inexplicably build new stadiums.

+1 dollar

Thanks to Beavis and Butt-Head, I’ve never been able to read a Titleist logo without pronouncing it “Tit-Le-Ist” in my head, so I have no need for the parody merchandise.

+1 bullfrog

But I’m so lazy :( Can’t somebody do it for me?

This is a fair question worthy of debate. I’m going to say that it’s far weirder for a 62 year old man to have an Instagram account. A 62 year old man being very comfortable with horses fuckin’ actually seems about right the more I think about it.

See, my mind immediately went to a scrotum related joke here so this took me longer than it should have. Beavis and Butt-Head humor is apparently my default.

Monday nights, that’s the money night for FXX Simpsons viewing. Always episodes from the classic seasons. Tuesday night can be shaky, Thursdays are generally fine.