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This is the most astute observation about any sports figure I’ve ever read.

I want to know this: since he got fired, who’s now responsible for getting things off of really high shelves over at the FBI office?

You’re not kidding. Every adult in this photo has been on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner.

Look pal, making fun of UK fans is just plain fun. Sorry, but it’s the cost of doing business.

This was tremendous

My favorite part about this story was Western PA residents calling a guy from Nashville a redneck, presumably with zero sense of self awareness.

Check out this recent article about Family Video and how they’ve managed continued success. Much of it is thanks to their real estate holdings!

When I went to Cracker Barrel as a kid some waiter spilled a big ass pot of hot potpourri all over a family member, giving him burns and ruining his sweet Wayne Gretzkey jersey. He was compensated with a stupid sweatshirt that had a wolf on it. Had our family been more litigious perhaps Cracker Barrel would have…

When I was in 5th grade we had the alphabet hanging above the chalkboard in front of the class, and when I would get bored I would memorize it backwards because I thought it was a fun trick. I had NO IDEA that I was setting myself up for a future of faking through field sobriety tests.

Look, some people get drunk and text their ex girlfriend, some people email bloggers. It takes all kinds.

“Hi I’m David Ross, and I shit regularly”

If you’re going to have “Grandpa” in the name of a cereal, it should really be an All-Bran knock off. Seems like some marketing people missed out on a great opportunity.

I can’t decide if this makes me want to laugh or punch myself in the dick

Starting to really seem like people who run for state office are just bat shit crazy and unemployable anywhere else, which is how we end up laws like these coming about.

I’d be curious to know how you REALLY feel

I was about to unleash some serious criticisms to this kid for bat flipping, but I can barely hit a ball into the outfield let alone over the fence. So with that, flip away, young man

Friday mornings need more Pantera, thank you very much good sir.

I believe Windsor fans are split between Wings and Leafs.