I think the bigger story here is that you can buy a Shirley Temple WITH VODKA in Philly.

I agree, and baseball names all hold up well. The only objectively shitty baseball name for me is the Diamondbacks.

Jesus Christ! A kid got some free nuggets and it was kind of fun.

Here’s a picture of the idiot that tried to fight Ron Artest back in the day. In my memory he was also wearing a visor, this picture does not provide conclusive evidence.

Woah! Settle down, Beavis

Cheers to the weekend

it was a joke

I’ve been thinking about this and his best solution would be to wear some nikes with the logo covered in duct tape, then just apply the BBB logo on with a marker.

I’d also imagine that “Big Baller Brand” is something that people who could afford 400 dollar sneakers would find tacky and unappealing

I’m actually kind of surprised Schilling hasn’t been nominated for a Cabinet position or Ambassadorship  

“Coke dogs” sounds like what gets served for Sunday dinner in the state of Florida.

At first glance I thought he had two heaping portions of guacamole on his plate and I was very confused.

you magnificent bastard

Agreed, and the New Age Outlaws were his regular customers.

+1 to Patrick for such a cromulent letter.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

I can deal with the Wisconsin transplants in Illinois, but yeah I generally hate Packers fans with no ties to Wisconsin. “Sure I grew up in Naperville, but my great uncle was born in Appleton, so that’s why I’m a Packers fan!!”

The people that attend the draft in person, particularly the later rounds, have to be the very same people that call into the Jim Rome show with scorching HOT TAKES.

I was REALLY hoping Britt McHenry would be a part of this.

Am I insane or did he sound almost like an Aussie? I kept waiting for him challenge the color commentator to a game of knifey spooney.