Are you referring to Drew Barrymore or Drew Magary? The part about inherent feminine frailty made think it is the latter.

I’m calling it:

I wonder if two black professors took a picture of themselves in 1960's tactical Black Panthers gear, brandishing AR-15s, the university would be as forgiving.

I’m an old southern white man. I know my people. You damn well better believe it is about race.

She’s obviously mentally ill from economic anxiety.

To paraphrase Frasier Crane: