I'm just a jetta driver until I'm out of law school, but on a bright note, I won't be far behind when you get tagged by the cops, so I'll pull over and hand you a card.

They're just hostile towards motorcyclists, and rightly so.

I smell a malpractice lawsuit! Seriously? The lawyer didn't even check to make sure he was filing in the proper court?

Oh, he meant K03's, not K03s, which is what comes stock in my 01.5 jetta. It's been so long since I've seriously considered getting one of these that I forgot which of the turbos were in there.

Yes, but he said K03s, which is a slightly different turbo. I'm with him on the B5 S4, but I'll take the sedan please (for some reason, it's one of the few cars I prefer the sedan version of), and I'll need another car to drive while I fix all the shit that goes wrong on these.

Don't assume a film maker has the same tendencies toward being a huge dick that you do. There can e a difference between telling someone's story and taking advantage of them.

"Gizmodo reports that everyone just thought that Steve Jobs might have died because of a blog post by Gizmodo that said that Steve Jobs might have died. Stay tuned for more breaking news!"

1988 Acura Legend, 2 door, 5 speed. It was my first car, and it was fun as hell. A little harder to find, but it's much more likely you can find one that hasn't been messed with too much.

Um, not nude. SFW.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No "I can see Russia from my basement" jokes yet?

Hating on someone for a personal choice they made is acceptable, if at times unwise. Hating on someone because of a physical impairment, the color of their skin, or their sexual preference is not acceptable, and always unwise.

Hippies are not a historically oppressed minority with a history of being persecuted throughout history. Being a hippie is a choice, and while bigots might argue that homosexuality is a choice as well, I think it is no more a choice than being born with a certain color of skin. Hippies are a fun target, but they…

If your opinion is based on hate, and you spread that hate, fuck yes, you should be fired.

Want!

For god. duh.

Yellow pearl Mitsubishi 3000GT

They look awesome. Quit being practical.

Kill the CD player and put in a dvd drive. The only thing that irritates me about my head unit is that it doesn't take data DVDs full of MP3's. I now just connect my phone via bluetooth and stream my music.

Except the rural areas with no cellphone reception. Like the hour an fifteen minute drive from where I live to the lake town my parents live in. No one cell carrier provides a signal for the whole trip. Other people sometimes have a signal where I do not, and I sometimes have a signal where they do not, but no one…