They have not merely ditched that rule, they have stranded it in the Phantom Zone.

If “Riverdale” doesn’t resolve the Archie-Betty-Veronica triangle with them ending up in a polyamorous throuple, then "Riverdale" will have failed to properly "Riverdale". 

This movie is blessed with a soundtrack that's better than it has any right to be.

“or Chrissy suddenly having to sell the Smallville Gazette to a multinational conglomerate. (Why would they even want a small-town newspaper with two employees?)“

“We get official confirmation that the Cushings have lived in Smallville for generations”

You know, it was only a matter of time before Cheryl Blossom unleashed (literal) hell on Riverdale. Actually, in retrospect, it’s surprising it took this long.

*Finally*. I've been waiting for Hitler on Ice for decades.

So what was the point of distracting Michael with a bullet?

So what did Lucifer whisper into that mercenary's ear to make him completely break like he did? He didn't even have to pull out his devil face to do it.

Absolutely loved that rooftop scene. It was honest to goodness beautiful.

So basically, God is developing Alzheimer’s and wants to make peace with his kids before it’s too late.

Maze’s reaction to her new “favorite drink”:

Not one word about the glorious stunt casting of John Glover, allowing the Devil to confront himself? Or do you not remember the too-good-for-this-sinful-earth one-season wonder “Brimstone”?

Almost. Osment suggested to Spielberg that he shouldn't blink because he's a robot, and Spielberg agreed and had the rest of the robots in the film not blink too.

Also, this Bird Person isn't our Rick's original Bird Person either.

“but I have vague memories of Dan Harmon saying that Rick didn’t end up the way he is because something bad happened to him; he’s just like this, and bad things happen anyway”

Ultimate narcissism.

Per George Lucas himself, Twi’leks have French accents.

Chopper isn't bad. He's just a gleefully raging dick.

PAD is like the great character actor everyone acknowledges is great but who doesn’t get any mainstream love.