To quote someone cleverer than me, King George is a masterclass on how to be a wrestling heel.

KiteVy shipper here. Although I was disappointed (but thoroughly unsurprised) how it turned out, I was rather pleased how they handled it — with Kite Man calling bullshit.

It seems to me they’re setting up for Jordan to conclude that he should move on with his life and that Barbara is the one he should move on with. (As for the fact that she’s married, well he already explained last episode how he handles a romantic rival.)

When Cindy mutters the line “I wish I could” in reference to going with someone else to the Homecoming dance I thought initially it was because she legit liked Henry. Then after speaking to her dad, I realized that it was because she was ordered to remain with Henry.

They’re just really surprised. This is probablyt first time in living memory that Beth hasn’t followed her usual routine.

Most horrifying declaration? "Don't take it out on your stepmother. I don't have time to prepare another one again."

For whatever reason, I'm seeing Ray and Nora as Speed Racer and Trixie.

Why wasn’t Gary in the punk club? That was a gold just left lying on the floor.

Rip Hunter: Chaotic Neutral

“I Dream of Witchie". Ray would rock that Major Nelson uniform.

You unbelievable bastard.

Yeah, but does it have Bruce Lee, Kwai Chang Caine, and Popeye vs. Dracula, James Bond, and Emmanuelle?

Gideon’s bunny hop hurt my knees just watching it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s like our entire current cultural zeitgeist is the result of someone playing Mad Libs.

“Slay Anything" definitely belongs in the Hall of Fame.

They really missed a chance by not titleling Pippa's show “Mr. Palmer’s Cul-De-Sac”.

“Twilight Zone” by 2 Unlimited, which was apparently sampled for the Immortals’ Mortal Kombat mix.

Not a twist. A homage to Friday the 13th. (They had to do something to acknowledge that franchise after tipping the hat to Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween in the kid’s name.)

[ satori ]

Also gives so much more meaning to Carl’s ubiquitous bowtie — he stopped wearing neckties after Ellie died.