Is it just me, or is the show becoming replete with asshole murder victims who had it coming?

Wherever Lucifer was at the end, I bet he was there for 40 days and 40 nights.

"Baldy-locks" wasn't good enough for you? Tough crowd …

I'll buy that Superman lost because the Kryptonite poisoning was keeping him from thinking straight in combat, but — despite the fact he's been soaking up yellow sun radiation and playing the game for decades longer — Kara is stronger? I call bullshit.

For Cheryl to have fallen through, the ice would have to have been closer to 1-2 inches. Still pretty badass though.

A couple of chronological thoughts:

I remember being deeply disappointed that, after a fantastic intro and scene, Traci Lords — who was billed among the main cast — had her character summarily killed off.

Was prepping for her to be annoying, but Candy was just so damn *sweet*.

Also, am I the only one disappointed that we didn't find Clifford Blossom literally drowned in a barrel of maple syrup?

Being "Riverdale", this is how the dialogue should have gone down:

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Damn. I mean … damn.

The marks on his face were from being face-planted off his bicycle.

But the full reveal of Killer Frost? Totally worth it.

No exaggeration. When Killer Frost did the ice slide thing, I squeed.

By Riverdale standards, it's downright de rigeur.

Or (depending on your shipping preferences) of Archie. ;)

So, how weird is it that a guy with a full head of hair still feels compelled to wear a wig?

IMHO, she didn't consider Valerie a long-term threat like Ronnie is.

Of course it was silly. Cheryl wouldn't threaten to jump off the roof … she'd have a sniper rifle.