BTW, did anyone make out the Latin on the Blossom crest on the gate of Thornhill?

In a world of crazy, the only sane guy is damn appealing.

Well this episode just shot all my theories to hell.

"Missing anyone?"

I am still amused that the Humbert Humbert of the series is the one that wears Lolita glasses.

Props to Archie for wanting to cleanly end the relationship.

Elefly, Elefly
Emerge from your chrysalis

Also, Chuck's face when brazen, black-bobbed, belipsticked Betty reveals herself?

One thing I noticed in the book is that all of Jason's entries were exclusively with Polly, and he even lost points because of "feelings".

Also, PBG's insistence that Finn promise that he come back safe, sweetness personified.

Also, "Madame Satan" for the win.

I again call bullshit: "Sugar, Sugar" is an Archies song, not a Pussycats one.

Bullshit. "Sugar, Sugar" is an Archies song, not a Josie and the Pussycats one.

[Joe wipes his brow]

"I prefer calling it the Holy Lance."
"You would."

"Moe Dunford’s Aethelwulf (last seen here leading an inauspicious charge at the episode’s abrupt ending) continues to be drawn as a more sympathetic figure these days."

Also: "Grife!"

"Terminator 2" is the perfect example of how trailers spoil: There is no real tip off in the movie that the T-800 is the hero and the T-1000 is the villain (let alone not human) until they first confront each other at the mall.

I grinned like an idiot through the whole show. They have clearly done something right.

"Crinkle!"