So are we calling it Torienne or Brimund?

Not one word about the fantastically creepy way the priestess shut up Varys?

For a good while, I've been trying to put my finger on why exactly Vandal Savage came off as oily, smarmy, and sneering instead of threatening, cool, and insidious. And I think that I've figured it out.

The remake with Ethan Hawke, Lawrence Fishburn, and Gabriel Byrne was surprisingly good as well.

"using a search engine called 10 to the hundredth power"

The bear and the maiden fair indeed!

Not one word about how overawed Tormund is over Brienne?

"Forensic guy?"
"Street trash girl?"
"You framed Gordon!"
"You tried to turn him in for the reward!"

Not one word about Barbara being kicked out by Butch?

Strand isn't any strain of evil. He's chaotic neutral with lawful tendencies.

Question: Since Jon died and thus his watch ended, is he now free to take a wife, hold lands, father children, wear crowns, and win glory?

"What'chu not talking about, Willas?"

Clearly, President Sanders policies are working well on Earth-2.

From fanservice to fandisservice in less than 20 seconds!

"I’ve never been enamored of Vikings’ use of mystical elements in general. Here, at least John Kavanagh’s Seer is effectively creepy keening in horror as he, apparently, senses the tide of battle turn in faraway Frankia."

"Goldblum and his friends don’t register as human."

No, no, no. The actual "This week in webisodes Brooklyn Nine-Nine needs" is clearly the life of Emily Goldfinch.

Agreed. Cannot believe our host missed that.

Streaky!

Bullock crumpling the pizza box just killed me.