Dude, the ad game in SI’s Swimsuit issue is KILLING IT. Here’s another amazing one I found in it today

It’s weird because they do exactly that. Here in DC all of the Sports Junkies introduce themselves as “Eric of the Eric and Kathy show, the number one morning show in Chicago,” and it’s just confusing as shit.

I wouldn't put it past them to build Siberia-esque camps for dissenters in Alaska if he became president.

my liver can’t take it anymore

So I guess if he became president and anyone flustered him he’d try to have them removed too?