Morning radio is a precisely developed product intended to keep listeners engaged for the fifteen minutes surrounding a block of commercials. Thanks to overreaction to admittedly boorish, but bold comedy in the past, morning radio now serves up flavorless, nursing home food as humor, stays clear of anything resembling…

Great minds think alike. Didn’t mean to steal your line.

Chancellor Trumpy would not be have a problem with building a Gulag in North Dakota, or maybe even just executing people for sedition. And he just has to change his catch phrase to “You’re Fired On!”