my goodness, you are a twat.

Also, I love that in a detailed article reviewing the park after experiencing it in person, you decided to offer your review of the park...based on the promo video lol.

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

i think io9 comments are maybe the worst on kinja

How many words to you have for Chill?

I’m all for a ground invasion of Russia and regime change if you are.

*a håland job.

When did this become a sexual discussion?

I’m pretty sure that prostitute was grateful.

“It’s extremely self-centered and selfish of people,’ Pitino said

That video is scary. I dread what happened after the video ended. I’ve seen the devastation of an uncontrolled Greece fire.

Haven’t you ever received a gift you immediately wanted to return?

If you really want a tease, try supporting Tottenham.

An improvement on the Halle Berry take

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Back in the 1970's in old Tiger Stadium, a guy a few rows behind us proposed to his girlfriend. She dropped the ring and it bounced away. Once the hysteria died down, I saw that the ring was right between my feet.

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

She plays for the Toronto WNBA team, and he regularly schools her in 1-on-1.

Like, I 100 percent sent an email I shouldn’t have sent. That was really just me kind of just late at night, really pissed off about something..

Stood there motionless like his hands were nailed to that bat.