I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

How many words to you have for Chill?

I’m all for a ground invasion of Russia and regime change if you are.

*a håland job.

When did this become a sexual discussion?

I’m pretty sure that prostitute was grateful.

“It’s extremely self-centered and selfish of people,’ Pitino said

That video is scary. I dread what happened after the video ended. I’ve seen the devastation of an uncontrolled Greece fire.

Haven’t you ever received a gift you immediately wanted to return?

If you really want a tease, try supporting Tottenham.

An improvement on the Halle Berry take

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Back in the 1970's in old Tiger Stadium, a guy a few rows behind us proposed to his girlfriend. She dropped the ring and it bounced away. Once the hysteria died down, I saw that the ring was right between my feet.

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

She plays for the Toronto WNBA team, and he regularly schools her in 1-on-1.

Like, I 100 percent sent an email I shouldn’t have sent. That was really just me kind of just late at night, really pissed off about something..

Is Gamora into Sodomy? 

I was going to make a funny Argentina joke, but I don’t know anything about Argentina except that they have empanadas, and I ate some last night for dinner.

Stood there motionless like his hands were nailed to that bat.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?