They could probably make more money if they allowed a sponsor for each individual line. To wit:

Owner A: “Phew, I don’t think anyone’s talking about Kaep any more and we’ve sidestepped the whole Eric Reid thing. Aren’t we glad the whole anthem protest thing is going away?”

They should clear the field of football personnel during games too, thus further preventing FedEx field from taking a knee.

This is all so fucking dumb.

It’s already open and called Tomorrowland.

Anyone who’d turn down a starting job to remain a backup clearly doesn’t have what it takes to win a championship.

DON’T KINK SHAME

Maybe the manager was hitting a fifth when he set the lineup.

So the Mets didn’t sign Bautista? That’s a relief.

Bring Tebow up and they’ve got a half decent shot of taking the SEC, too.

LOLMETS is back everybody!

To Draft and to Have Not

I like that there’s at least two posts currently on the main page (maybe even more!) that your comment could conceivably be applied to.

Recap of every Hackenberg training camp pass attempt:

A throwing-mechanics special.

NO LOW BALLERS. I KNOW WHAT I GOT HERE!

A Moveable Least

To Have and Heave Not 

I’m pretty excited by the fact that he’s younger than Bernie AND Joe Biden.

Yeah, it also rubs me the wrong way that everyone has to run for the highest office available. Like, run for senate, run for state house, run for mayor. But that’s not flashy enough.