Tottenham Bonespur

May 2019 - “Beitar Trump Jerusalem announces that they have declared bankruptcy.”

Since when has the NFL cared about what happens inside the heads of its employees?

Good catch. (You. And, them, too.)

“No adder no adder no adder...”

Are y’all still giving Mike shit for that interview? God forbid he challenge the dominant narrative that gun control is a black and white, cut and dry issue.

That’s why they call it a Royale with cheese in France

I mixed Squirt with some blackstrap rum.

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

LeBron is out here getting black coaches fired. I thought he was WOKE! Lord knows there’s way too much black on black crime going on in these streets for this to happen.

I bet you got too drunk by half.

He’s got strong thighs from jumping on and off boxcars.

Actually the fans show up late in four, five, six.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

I thought he had linemen to protect him.

It wasn’t that strange.

Or Broski

Weird. I had Price pegged as more of a Chokemon kind of guy.

Counterpoint: We’re beyond the point of no return for protecting the environment. We’re all going to die. Eat Arby’s.

Well of course. That’s how you make any sandwich.