Georgia still won’t let a Freeman be first in anything

Quickest “pack it in folks” i’ve seen

I wish I could like this comment twice.

Do you have any real evidence to confirm your unverified suppository?

From beyond the grave, a ghostly George Carlin speaks to us: “The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” 

“I really think we should run the triangle here.”

The word you’re looking for is dobro

Must be embarrassing when you’re not excited and everyone thinks you just really like Matt Winer.

As usual, the spitting image can’t compete with the swallowing video.

You win. Just laughed out loud and woke up my sleeping infant.

This made me laugh so hard...

LOL it’s okay. It happens. At least you are still getting laid, so +1

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

Came here to say this.

I needed sources of my own to speak to the biochemical makeup of male ejaculate and how it behaves when it comes in contact with water.

I believe that’s called a ‘Long Island Kombucha’.

Jimmy Haslam is interested in your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Can’t pick dandelions in the outfield in the pros.

“Send not to know for whom the Bell toils, he toils for thee.” - Art Rooney II, explaining the mechanics of the franchise tag to anxious Yinzers