If there is a god that wants to prove its existence, this wretched institution bankrupting itself trying to create a prominent football program would be one way to do that.

Far better than his run for Congress.

couldn’t outrun the grim reaper

He’s going to parlay his obesity into a workman’s comp claim, just you wait.

Two houses I have lived in the previous owners painted over the switches as well as the plates. WTF? I little hard to deal with when you want to change the room from royal blue to a normal color.

IKR! Doesn’t it take only about 30 seconds to remove the switch plate?

This is the important part of the story. Way to bury the lede Tom Ley.

This is the big one! I’m cumming, Elizabeth!

Pictured: Three guys who should drop dead.

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

But the EMALS!

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

You’ve completely missed the point of what I was saying, and I wasn’t making apologisms for Lee. I was using the view of him based on his contemporaries, as well as his actions (supporting the integration of freed African-American combat troops into the Confederacy before it was a life-or-death issue, showing respect…

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

When you can’t wear them any longer, just get some free hot sauce packets from Taco Bell, squeeze them all over the shoes, and you’ve got yourself a free meal

Because you can boil them to make tea.

The “Rape” comment was good. The “Dum dum” though, that brought it to the next level.

I was going to say Bill Simmons, but yeah, same thing.