I’m fairly certain the anti-Berman is salad.

I’ll fight everyone in Bristol if they ever think about laying off Badass Bob.

This, plus Lee Corso and I can die a happy man.

I’m a big fan of that ESPN radio/TV show Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Played Professional Sports For a Time and Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Had a Different Career Path.

please...

That would be awesome, baby.

+1 incoherent, yet earnest, commentary

“Please hand in your mustache and your Jerry Jones Stenography Kit.”

Yeah, JEEB!

He’s trying to co-opt the Woody Hayes look for UM.

Every single one of those photos looks like it came out of an SNL sketch.

pope was asking 8 euros, jimmy got him down to 5

Look at him break through security, it looks like he could be a helluva pass rusher. That’s the Bears’ 3rd overall pick right there.

#1 would be allowing teams to inbound the ball instead of taking free throws should they not want to do that. Teams might still foul intentionally, but the incentive goes way down and it takes much less time to inbound the ball than to walk it over to the foul line and take two shots.

Also couldn’t defeat the Giants of (the) New York (State A.G.’s office).

Only 10? No need to brag, jerk.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

As a Padres fan:

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…